Jack Jokinen

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Jack Joseph Jokinen

January 11, 2010 | 03:29 AM


Experience

Present

Presently I find myself doing a lot of crying, eating, and pooping. My parents don't seem to mind, they almost look like they're enjoying my "endearing" habits!?! I guess this is what's expected of me now that I've metamorphosed yet again from a fetus into a newborn.

  • 8 lbs, 4oz
  • Length: 21 inches
6 - 9 mos | Inutero Inc.

While preparing for my move to the outside, I was responsible for putting on some excess body fat and getting myself in the right position. Because the previous months were so busy I found myself napping almost 95% of the time. From what I hear, this is probably inherited from my uncle John! Another life-skill I developed was how to survive in a small environment. This skill will be very useful when I make the move over to my parents place.

  • Advanced bladder pugilist
  • Lost my beautiful lanugo hair - Thanks dad :(
  • Started to look less alien like.
  • Learned how to open my eyes and cry
  • Worked on my gripping skills
3 - 6 mos | Inutero Inc.

During my time between 3 and 6 months I learned how to grasp items and I also worked on my startle relex. I'll tell you though, it's hard to startle yourself, thank heavens for Mom's laughing fits. These past few months I also found out I was going to be a boy.

  • Weight: 1 lb, 3 oz
  • Length: 8.3 inches
  • Grew a fancy coat of Lanugo hair
0 - 3 | Inutero Inc.

The first three months of my new job were definately the most challenging. I basically came into this role with no credentials and quickly worked my way up the ladder. While starting off as a rookie Zygote I quickly grasped new concepts and metamorphosed into an embryo and then progressed to a junior fetus.

  • Length: 2.5 inches
  • Weight: 1 lb, 5 oz
  • Significant brain development
  • Created my first detectable heart beat